ten years ago i would be like “ew boys” and my mom would say “well someday you’ll like boys” but congratulations mom you raised a queer kid so ew boys
"boy i’m in a great mood!"
"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."
The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.